Will try to figure out how to join and will, most certainly, contribute to the cause.

Kills =
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Times Facing West =
Fell to Your Death While Admiring Breast Physics =

...something like that?

Well, I may be a bit letdown but new content IS new content so bring it on..

I'd be a bit disappointed too, but, as you said, new content is new content. I'll get over it. Buy myself some flowers on the way home, snuggle up under a blanket with a tub of non-dairy ice cream, watch some Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and then gently cry myself to sleep.
I'll be fine.
It's fine.

You can get a 0.5 rank at the end of a mission and still get a rare blueprint.

Truth.

I tend to main as Alicia, specifically because, of all the starter characters, she's the one I went with, and her mobility becomes a problem due to the fact that I am a stupid person, and I have a hard time switching gears when I play a different character and tend to fall to my death, forgetting I don't have the Alicia jump as, say, H.I.V.E.. Anyway, as Alicia, I just try to stay in the air, pepper her with shots, then drop into CQC, as she is a Fifth Council character, so trying to shoot her down is going to be problematic, with her armor and mobility. Close the distance quick and start punching her in the face. I imagine that, with a non-Wardog character who isn't visible through walls, you could sneak up on her and start CQC quick. I've never played with any Fifth Council characters to know how they stand up against her in a dog fight shooting match, but I could image she'd be a pain-us in the anus. So, yeah, if you're not a Fifth Council character, close the distance quick and start punching her in the face. Ginebra players tend to stray from the group when they run off in kitty cat form, which leaves her vulnerable while you initiate pugilistic countermeasures to her OP nonsense. This is my strategy. It will not work for everyone, I am sure. Mix and match to your play style. There's some smart(er) players on here that will assuredly offer their strategies as well. Stick around.

Just get a friggin PS4 already, you plebeians.

...and of course I'm just joking. Good luck patching that bug out, Mercury Steam, and I hope to see everyone (all platforms included) Raiding this weekend!

(all your progress are belong to us!)

They want you to appreciate the hard work they put into the landscape. No one's gonna take the time to stop and appreciate it in the middle of all that chaos unless they start you off looking out over all the broken beauty. I get it - and I, for one, do appreciate it. Good job, Mercury Steam. You're not just breast physics and ridiculous abs.